1-800-shut the phuk up and die

captain'z blog. stardate 4orty6ix and 2: this jg wentworth idiot needz to be shot. what a stupid asshole. showing people yelling 'it's my money, and i need it now' from their windowz, over and over again, first of all, ok, we get it, shut up. once iz enuph. secondly, you know this world az well az i do. people steal money. you don't shout anything about money from your window. what a stupid asshole. you've lived a long and... obviously prosperous life, it's time to die. and people singing opera style about money, on a bus? come on. first of all, no one likes opera anymore, asshole, only you, cauze you're an old fart. shut the phuk up, no one wants to hear that shyt, i don't care how much you're paying them, retard, you're a phuking whore. and secondly, everyone'z scared of eachother on a bus, the homie sitting next to you haz a gun in hiz pocket, shut the phuk up. what an idiot. and on another note, if the military iz going to be firing 'flarez' into the sky at night, why don't they warn us ahead of time, saying 'we're gonna be firing 'flarez' into the sky', so we don't think it's a goddamn fuo all the time. and that's beside the fact that flarez look nuthing like a goddamn fuo. how stupid do they think we are? well, if we're all watching the jg wentworth commercialz... i guess that question haz been answered. phuking moronz. one more thing... izn't it odd how 'moron' and 'mormon' are spelled so similar. i saw a sign yesterday that said 'i'm a mormon', and when i just glanced at it, i sure thought it said 'i'm a moron'. like that's something you'd like to advertize... well... once again, my foot's in my mouth. i'm a moron. to order now, call one, eighthundred, moronik. while suppliez last. batteriez not included.