crash course in economics

to truly understand money, you don't need to take a college course in economics, you can learn everything you need to know about money in one miserable day, just by being a hooker. to understand economics, all you need to really understand, is the perversion of man.

we want you naked, so we can imagine what dirty things we could do to you, and how bad we could corrupt you, and how quickly we can make you cry, so we can drink your tears, and throw you in the trash with the other soulsucked and emptied product wrappers. the younger you are, the more we want you naked. the more skin you give us, the further you'll go. the more you promote our company with your ass, the more we'll reward you. if you pull in a lot of money, we'll be sure to try extra hard to make sure a few bucks might drop down and find their way onto the floor, and we won't watch so hard, so you can pick them up and sneak them home to your starving families we didn't give you company permission to have. your ass is our product. and your soul just gets in the way of that, so let's not complicate things, to ensure a much safer buying experience, while we enjoy servicing our customers.