trump this, mutherfucker

just got a junk mail from donald j trump, saying 'will you tell me the truth? i need the input of an american patriot'...

uh...

heh...

i ain't no fuckin american. i ain't no fuckin patriot. i think those people are toxic idiots and i want nothing to do with a mentality that small, this is a round mutherfucking planet, and until everyone is fuckin onboard with that, y'all can fuck yourselves, i give a fuck what you want, i have my own fucking country.

it's in my heart.
my eyes are the only front door i'll ever need.
i am my own home.

and i think you're pathetic for needing more.

doing better finally

finally got a girlfriend. we're not broke. getting a kitten soon.

five years of loneliness over.