how 'saving the wildlife' really works

a multibilliondollar corporation threatenz wildlife somewhere. then, a small bizness or organization that's trying to save wildlife, must put up more cash to pay the big corporation more money to stay away from that area of wildlife for a short while, till the small organization can raize more money. and all that money comez from poor people. rich people aren't paying a phuking dime, they're just making more and more money. meanwhile, wildlife everywhere iz being destroyed, cauze the small organization can't raize enuph money from all the poor people who want to save wildlife. it's not about wildlife at all. it's all about money. whoever haz more money, gets more money, just by threatening something poor people like or care about. next, they'll threaten our freedom, food, air, water, and livez. till we have nuthing left. then, they own us. we are spiraling into worldwide slavery. the more money we give them, the more they own us. but what if we boycott money. stop spending it, stop making it, stop giving it to them. grow our own food, and live like poor people for a while. what would happen to the economy that's fake anyway, and only benefits them, not us. who would take it for granted. who would loze money. more importantly, who would loze power. are humanz eazily enslaved. how do we know, how can we be sure that thoze wealthy corporationz are even human. anyone who wants to own humanity, own an entire race, cannot be part of that race themselvez. and to think, they don't want us to believe in alien life, other planets, or ufoz. i wonder why. no one else ever seemz to wonder why, but i ask the important question: why. that's the number one question that will save us all. why. save us all, or enslave us all. it's a war between billion dollar corporationz, and humanity. we have been trained to feed off their products, and they in turn feed off us. where can we break the cycle. where can we turn the table. where can we stop the power. the moment we all collectively ask 'why'.

the massez are people who chooze to not know how anything works, chooze to blindly follow their leader, without knowing what the leader'z intentionz or agenda are. they hate conspiracy theorists, for no real reazon, other than becauze we question what they don't want to question. we threaten the stability of their belief system. and we all know what that can do. people kill over their beliefs. if you threaten their beliefs, they will kill you. blood iz like money now. they aren't phuking around. they will defend their religion and their government to the death. most of them don't even know why, but they don't care to question it. they don't care to know who they're following, or why. but they'll relentlessly and blindly trust whoever they're following, just becauze their 'leaderz' told them to, and took their money, and gave them false hope. an amerikan dream. at the cost of our blood. we could call them sheep, or cattle, or rats, but even rats are more intelligent than they are. rats, sheep, and cattle don't have illogikal belief systemz that they blindly defend with bloodshed. they have a deathgrip on their biblez, gunz, and money. the exact oppozite of what their god wanted. but if you tell them that, if you call them on their bullshyt, if you point out their hypocrisy, they will kill you. death iz not sacred to them, it's just another product. they don't care that they're ending someone'z life on this planet, over their erroneous interpretation of their god'z word, who told them to love thy neighbor. 'thou shalt not kill' doez not have a footnote. neither doez the freedom of speech. you'd do well to remember that. we are not a product. we are the wildlife that haz been tamed and sold. cuntrolled. be bold; say something.

reazonz to upgrade my ass

here are microsoft's so called 'reazonz' to upgrade to windowz7, listed on their own website.

'make the thingz you do every day eazier with improved desktop navigation'.

first of all, i have no trouble navigating my desktop. i guess cauze i have a brain. secondly, 'make the thingz you do eazier', what thingz? what everyone else doez? and third, it's not improved. you took out many optionz that i uze, so how would that be making it eazier? can you make a hidden icon bar on the right of your desktop? no, you can't. can you customize your taskbar layout? no, you can't. how iz that eazier, what it's eazy cauze there'z less shyt you can do to customize anything? my ass. you have less cuntrol over what your desktop looks like, so it just looks like everyone else'z? iz 'uniformity' 'in' this year? i don't think so.

'start programz faster and more eazily (now you can't even word thingz correctly), and quickly find the documents you uze most often'.

you could do all of that in xp, so how iz that 'new'. my programz start just fine. it doezn't depend on windowz speed, but rather your processor, so you're selling a lie. and 'find the documents', yeah, that would be nice, if your 'search' worked at all. my 'search' works just fine, no need to change that.

'make your web experience faster, eazier (finally uzed the right wording), and safer than ever with ie8'.

yeah, that's not a windowz7 feature, any idiot knowz that. i have ie8, and i hate it, too.

'watch many of your favourite tv showz for free when and where you want with internet tv'.

again, not a windowz7 feature, any idiot can get that on the internet, just like netflix and youtube and all the other tv sites out there, so now you're just making shyt up, you can't even have a decent list of reazonz to upgrade. if you've got nuthing to sell, no wonder you're selling liez.

'eazily create a home network and connect your pcz to a printer with homegroup'.

again, i can do that with xp.

'run many windowz xp buziness programz in windowz xp mode'

now that's just stupid. why upgrade to 7, if you're just going to be uzing xp still. duh. the dumbest reazon yet. also, not only do you have to have a more expensive verzion of 7 just to do that, but it's also a seperate download!!! what a phuking joke! now that's something to advertize.

'connect to company networks eazily and more securely with domain join'.

first of all, that's a dumb name. and second, it's still not a good enuph reazon to upgrade. how many people would need, or actually uze that feature. and i'm sure they could all do it just az good with xp. how about a reazon not to upgrade. one: less problemz with xp. two: i get to keep my stylez and phylez where i like them, not to mention all my settingz.

'in addition to full system backup and restore found in all editionz, you can back up to a home or bizness network'.

first, again, mom'z backup shyt came with her toshiba laptop, not windowz7. second, i can do all that shyt with xp. still not a reazon to upgrade. 7 iz dezigned for idiots, making everything 'eazier' to do. if you're a retard, sure, you'd want to upgrade to a phuked up os, just cauze shyt's 'eazier'. if you have half a brain, you can phigure out how to do all this shyt yourself, just fine, on xp. shyt, i bet i could do some of this shyt on windowz 98 without any problemz or knowledge. this iz just dumb.

'help protect data on your pc and portable storage devicez against loss or theft with bitlocker'.

again, not a windowz7 feature. and you don't need 'bitlocker' to do that with. i have mirrored harddrivez. my phylez are safe. and why advertize two featurez that are that similar. most people don't care about file safety, when all they do iz gamez, and it takes ten minutes to reinstall your game, and pick up where you left off. and the people who do care about file safety, have better wayz of protecting filez, so your 'featurez' are a bunch of horseshyt.

and last one... 'work in the language of your choice and switch between any of 35 languagez'.

and still not a windowz7 exclusive feature. that's just sad, you couldn't come up with one good reazon to upgrade to 7. the only reazon to upgrade, iz for better animationz and transparenciez, which a: you didn't advertize, b: iz so minor, most people would never notice or care. it's not a technologikal breakthrough. and c: i can get with xp.

so what's my incentive to upgrade? more problemz, less functionality and featurez, less optionz, almost no customization, and did i mention, more problemz? and to get the last few of thoze featurez you listed, you have to pay more, and get a better, more expensive verzion. where'z the good in that? people are sheep, they will believe anything, and they will buy anything. well, you can all kiss my xp ass. my computer iz better than yourz. in ten yearz, microsoft haz taken us backwardz... ten yearz. we're no more technologikally advanced than a monkey who sat on a keyboard that waz hooked up to a windowz 98 computer. that's just retarded. pathetik. sad. dumb duhdumb dumb dumb. dumb. dumb.

An Obituary for Common Sense

I have come to mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.