downer

i just asked morgan... i said... you get guys to talk to you on fetlife, right? she said yeah. i said how the fuck do i get women to talk to me on fetlife?

she said 'get some better pictures'.

i said you didn't have to get rude about it.

she says 'do you know what every other guy has that you don't have'.

i said 'yeah, a job and a suit'.

i'm still not going to be them.

so she says 'you're too much of a downer, you gotta stop being a downer'.

well, gee, if this planet would stop reminding me constantly that i'm a downer, and that i don't belong in their shiny happy world, and instead tried to maybe cheer me the fuck up...