zeon abraxis

in the movie 'not another teen movie', the girl's name is janey, and dude tries to sing her a song with her name in it, so he sings her 'janie's got a gun', and everyone around her looks at her and freaks, 'janey's got a gun, quick, run away'. so i just saw a name in the credits for kickass, 'ashley stowle', which i assume is pronounced 'stole', so if you see her in a store, and call her name, 'ashley stowle', and the employees look at her, and say 'she's stealing, get her!', and they tackle her. see, if you have a pointless, completely meaningless and stewpid sounding name that doesn't define you as a person, as who you are, if you just have the name of an object or some lame, basik shyt, you could get in trouble. it's time to dump 'bob', and 'joe', and all the thirty billion people with those names, into a phuking black hole, and start being creative. no one ever said we have to copy what everyone else does, or name our children after some other idiot, or keep the same names and utter ridiculousness of labeled idiotudinal embarrassmentality going for a million years, and stay stuck in the same stagnant tarpit of uncreativity and unoriginality and ununiqueness, no one ever said that. we don't have to remain confined to undefined verbal boredom. i'm going to name my next child 'evolve!' (including the exclamation point), how do you like that, neil n' bob tardphukers! and her middle name will be 'thinker'... 'evolve! thinker draven', eternal sister child of rayne miakota, leary samana, newton, sputnik, and my other future child, zion abraxis. none of my children slash minions are ever going to be called 'bob', how uncreative can you possibly get, phuking think! evolve! 'mutate! come home in glory!' (quoted from timothy leary).