shit that needs to be said

this may be just my opinion, but i think women are stupid to want confidence from single men. ladies, as far as i have seen over these years, you are the cowards. most of you get free rides because of your looks, and you fucking know it. you have no place in this argument.

for so many years, it has been 'men need to understand how women think', and 'men need to treat women a certain way', which to me, means pampering the fuck out of you till we appear less ugly to you, or till you finally find something about us attractive, what a struggle that must be.

for most men, it's a constant uphill battle to get you ladies interested. you'll never understand that, so go ahead and start interrupting me, insulting me, calling me wrong, and slaughtering this idea now.

i disagree with every fucking one of you. when has it ever been your focus to understand how men think? it's all about how we treat you, so tell me, and i want the most brutally honest answer you can muster from that chest, don't fucking lie to me or fool me anymore. little lies that you think are harmless, like 'you're not ugly'. i know my place in this world; it's not the cover of fuckin' GQ, so get that through your wacked fuckin' jello mold skulls. i want an honest answer: how do you treat men?

do you know how many women i've asked in the last two years? and not even asking for sex, i'll even clearly say i don't want sex, just female companionship... with someone sober! you fucking weakling hypocrites, liars and cowards. get off the fucking drugs.

this girl sits by my laptop this morning, in starfucks. starts nodding off and slumping over, and finally falls on the floor. and quickly starts saying 'oh, it's seizures, i have diabetes and it's always making me pass out on the bus'. i felt like telling her... uh... hate to break it to you, sweetie... we all know what the fuck it is. do you think we're that stupid? do you realize how stupid you look? get off the fucking drugs, you scagroach! you weak fucking coward! get off the fucking drugs! you can be an ugly fucking drug addict, and men still want to touch you, and you don't wonder why, but at the same time, i've never done bad drugs, and i can't get a single woman to touch me, and you don't see anything wrong with that. you don't think that's just a little unfair? i'm uglier than you are, less attractive than you are, and you're a fucking shithead drug addict! do you have any idea how many women have said no to me in the last two years? i'm starting to think you women never say yes unless the guy has a wallet or a bag of meth! you don't think that's a little sad that i could think that?

see, here's the part where you're going to start being curious what's going on inside a man's head. you're going to care. you're not just going to be offended, scared, and run off screaming like that's in any way justified. you find everything creepy, so what's the difference here?

this is what i think. all this focus on 'how women think' is a bunch of horseshit. it's selfishness, childishness, and fucking unfair. before you go any further in this rant, you're going to have to do your complete research on elliot rodger. don't be lazy. don't be scared. see, men are the opposite of you, thus we think an entirely different way, ladies. are you paying attention? cause i'm about to drop a little unknown, untold male truth on you, that most men are too fragile to tell, no matter their sexual success rates. at least, this is how i feel, and at least one woman out there should take it upon herself to actually attempt, and give effort, to understand this, because there are plenty of you. so no bitching and whining, okay, ladies?

you want confidence from single men, when they approach you.

you ever consider how much confidence it takes to approach you women over and over, in oceans of 'no'?

because the thing is... the big secret is.... most men have zero confidence to approach you. because we've been told no so many times, we're starting to hate you life fearing women. we're starting to regurgitate your excuses. can you understand that? without just being put off, and 'this guy's so negative', and running away like a fucking coward again? can you really try to understand that?

and secondly... we always approach you. when the fuck do you ever approach us? seriously, i'm asking. don't answer that, that would just be too nice. and i don't think i deserve it.

ladies, you ever consider how ugly most men feel?
you ever think the products you wear are signs to us about your layers of fear and excuses?
for someone who can read body language and things like that, do you think you're really that vague?

...that 'undetected'?

no, some of us know what you're up to. some of us actually think.

if you haven't done your research on elliot rodger yet, you should smack yourself as hard as you can.
if you've just read on, and skipped over that part, how the fuck do you justify yourself.
not even trying to understand my side of this little debate. fucking cowards.

and we're supposed to have confidence when approaching you over and over?

why, what have you done to earn it?
seriously, give me the biggest answer you've got.
what do you deserve?

to be pampered?
treated like a queen?
cushy for your tushie?
free rides for looks?
luxury?

all that shit you've had so far, what have you done to earn it?

cause i got a theory. it may be about as wrong as you are, but it's my theory, not yours.

men built these buildings for you.
we designed cushy beds... for you.
we mastered the arts of cooking and clothing... for you.

granted, a few of you have done amazing things. especially with foods and clothing.
others, however, have done downright demonic things with shit like clothing.

for example, yves saint laurent (however the fuck you spell an unpronouncable name like that) should be shot without hesitation for sticking fashion like that into your weak little heads.

don't get me wrong, don't misunderstand me, we like you ladies looking pretty and being able to play dress up... what we don't like is you ladies looking and acting plastic because the clothing is an excuse of any sort. let me repeat that, so you don't misunderstand it like i bet you will.

clothing is okay. i mean, personally, i'm about as against clothing as you can get, but it's okay, we understand you ladies need crap on your skin to feel less... whatever the fuck is in your crazy heads.

but we do not like you looking like plastic mannequins, and then when we approach you, you have to act like them, too. what gives you the right to stick your nose up at us? did you earn any of that luxury you have, or was it given to you by the guy ruttin' around in your personal space?

and how much does he mean to you, or is it just the wallet?

because if i'm convinced that women are this way, i'm of the opinion that they should take it upon themselves to convince me otherwise, instead of running in fear and perpetuating this notion.

wouldn't that make sense to you? guys? ladies? let's get to the bottom of this, shall we?

i think women fear intellect. ladies, do you think that's true of false?
i think women only want money and meth. ladies, true of false?

if you say false... then fucking prove it. show evidence. build your case. you know how this shit works. call up doctor jess, and ask her a few things if you need. what is required of you is not just what's coming out of your putrid mouths. i want facts. results from studies, that kinda shit.

because i want to prove, once and for all, that society actually does not know what it's talking about.

people like doctor jess excluded, of course.

people constantly say how negative i am, how hateful i am. what they refuse to make any effort to understand, is a: why i'm so hateful, and b: what would make it better?

because i can explain this for the billionth time, and bet a million dollars you still won't understand it, or even read it, but no one will pay me... because no one's reading this! haha! what a mindfuck!

i'm so hateful because you people who call me negative so much make me hateful because you're weak, fragile cowards, and i picture something better for humanity. can you understand that yet? do i need to repeat it? good, moving on.

and i'll delve deeper into the whole 'wanting better' area of that statement.

i picture a better world. which is why this one now angers me. i'm very displeased with this world because i know it can be better, i see its potential. can you understand that?

okay, then stop calling me negative! how about that! start giving me things to be happier about!

here, here is a simple list of things that make me happy:

if you see me on the streets and would like to be a human and offer to make me happy out of the kindness of your heart...

i gladly accept Clipper Menthol®, Indica®, Vagina®, Hot Chocolate®, and Tamales® brand products.

i do not drink coffee, alcohol or energy drinks, i prefer hot chocolate and pocket water.
i do not play videogames, i do not like anime, nor do i like popular music or star wars.

i know, what a tragedy, right? they need more clones! oh my!

if you don't see your interests and products listed in that short little list... that's because they're not on there for a reason! if you want to offer me sativa, dick, drugs, or fish, you will be turned away.

if you offer me fish dicks... i might laugh, but i'll question your maturity, i still hate rap, and i'm running against kanye in twenty twenty, so keep in mind who the fuck you're talking to. i'm not every other douchebag guy. i hate most other men. all men do is talk over me, dominate me, and call me bro. keep that in mind, would you please? it's not about how we treat you, ladies...

it's about how well you understand us. or at least it should be. i picture a change.

which properly explains why i'm hateful, so you should understand that now, and stop bringing it up as a way of blaming me or condemning me. fair enough?

i plan to level the playing field where every man has failed before, and then has to tell me, 'you'll fail too'. yeah, fuck you, i do the opposite of what you tell me, and success is inevitable. morons.

being an intellectual supremacist is the quickest, easiest way to be misunderstood by a society with no intellect or humour. that's proof enough.

i believe that there are a few things about me that should attract a lady who can at least spell.

but i'm proven wrong on a daily basis.

so i'm asking... which is it, ladies? am i right or wrong? if i'm wrong, care to back up your claim?

do you fear intellect?
do you only want money and drugs?

cause if you listen to bill engvall at all, or any other comedian on this planet, not yours...
whenever you see a young, attractive lady with an old man...
why do you think everyone's first thought is 'money or drugs, that's all that is, money or drugs'.

come on, ladies, don't run in fear, don't be cowards, be brave enough to admit that you're wrong. stand up like an adult, and claim your stance, defend it, or change your mind, do something. do something that requires just a little honesty. cause honestly, i don't expect much from you. you're the biggest liars on this planet. cowards.

why do you think that's everyone's first thought, is 'money or drugs' as an explanation for what you're doing with that wrinkly old fuck? why, ladies, why? answer that with some balls.

same goes for angry bulldykes who hate men, by the way. what's your excuse?
and really, i would say the same goes for fragile feminine men, but i can't understand them at all.

...and i'm wearing a skirt.

i don't think it should be about understanding what women find attractive. we know what the fuck you find attractive, and i say it's all wrong. whether it's luxury, shiny shit, fuckin' shoes... yes, we know. we've only spent the last eighty years and eighty billion dollars on it. you think we don't know? it's old, that's what i'm saying, it's fucking old. it's not about what you find attractive. it's about WHAT YOU SHOULD FIND ATTRACTIVE!!! you fucking morons. but go ahead, make absolutely no effort, and watch the future remain unchanged, so you can stay in your comfort zone. cunts.

scagged fucking roach cunts.

hopefully, you realize, it involves YOU CHANGING YOUR MIND. yeah, what a concept, right?

i don't often meet a man who won't dominate me within the first five minutes.

but i'm sick of being told 'no' by every coward on this planet. do you say yes to life, or is it just money and drugs?

cause i'm of the newly formed theory, that life has nothing to do with money or drugs. you can live life without money or drugs. yeah, fit that in your tiny heads and smoke it.

ladies, if it doesn't fit in your heads, then shove it up your collective ass. you don't belong here.

i'm going on the offensive. because i feel it's what i was born to do. i was born this ugly for a reason.
i'm making this an intellectual battleground focused on ending this lunacy between men and women.
the whole mystery behind 'the game' we have to play to attract you stupid ladies.

i say you can't think for yourselves.
if you think i'm wrong... fucking prove it.

if you don't respond to this in any way, which is what i'm betting on...

then how will anyone know you're right or wrong?
i'll just go on thinking this way, till i jump off a building.
and hopefully, my blood will be on your hands... if you ever take any blame.

how's it feel to lose an argument once in a while, ladies?
how's it feel to buy your own dinner and clothing?
how's it feel to pay for sex?
how's it feel to never be noticed?

go ahead. answer that. i dare you.

i will prove you wrong.
i will end this debate.
i will level the playing field.

or there's no reason for me to be here.

i don't see anyone else doing this.