The Moron Condition

I am so sick of people telling me what they think they know about me. If you think i'm just a big old ball of negative hatred, it just shows me how little you know about me, and that's all it does. And even if it were relevant in some setting, I still don't give a fuzzy hootin' horse fuck what you think about me. So, sorry to shoot you down there, but i'm insanely sick of your immature kind misunderstanding me like it's still funny. Diagnosing me like your opinion matters. All these products, inventions, and distractions, never quite obscured the plain and simple fact that whatever you think you know about me, you're wrong. And you're gonna keep being wrong until I meet you and decide whether you genuinely understand me or not. Duh.