phuk creative spelling

i once explained this to someone, and they couldn't wait to tell me how lame it was, while they were misspelling half their shyt, not making any sense, and sounding like a turd with a huge ego, but i started spelling 'phuk' back in the chatroom days, because chatrooms started blocking certain words, like 'fuck', so i started spelling it my way. but then i realized there was some phonetik logik to it. the 'f' is the soft sound of a 'p', hence the 'p' and the 'h' together, which makes more sense to me than the 'f'. and the 'c' and the 'k' both make the same sound, so it's redundant to have both letters together, so i like 'phuk', it looks better to me, and makes more sense, plus, it's 'different' and 'out of the ordinary', which is who i am, how i look, and everything i do is not only 'abnormal', but completely alien, so why not make up my own phukin' words. i actually want to create my own language, and/or evolve the english language to a much more logikal and simple and beautiful language, because as the english language is right now, it's very illogikal, but it's also one of the easiest. therefore, the easiest to evolve. for me, anyway. i don't know any other languages, so english it is. and i'm so good with this language, why the phuk not. why conphuze myself with more alternate words with the same meaning. english is a melting pot of all other languages anyway, so keep it simple. you can still sound 'multicultural', and 'intelligent', and say whatever the phuk you want. people are retarded, they'll listen. as long as you can acquire their attention and keep it away from the shiny cellphone distractions and buttery popcorn for more than two seconds.