hahaha! god, look at that! i can't even post a fucking blog right! ha! lovin this fuckin life, lord! exceptional fuckin life! just can't get any better! can't even type this! my fucking fingers won't even cooperate!
since i hate starfucks so much, and hate coffee and normal people and pop music so much...
i really can't wait, someday, i want to open my own heavy metal hot chocolate shop.
we play heavy fuckin metal.
we serve a variety of hot chocolates.
we allow smoking of weed and cigarettes.
we allow nudity and sex.
we hate starfucks. we hate children, especially yours.
we do not allow children, dogs, or normal people.
i've pictured my own restaurant with my own foods.
i've pictured having my own country, my own sovereign nation with my own politics, religion, social structure, cultural customs...
i've pictured having my own computer company, giving microcrap a run for their domination.
but i'm just an ugly piece of shit who doesn't deserve any real genuine human friends.
if i even had a heavy metal hot chocolate shop, who the fuck would come?
you know damn well it would turn into the next 'cheers', with me, patton oswalt, and brian posehn sitting together talking about how much loneliness sucks.
oh, wait, scratch that, it would just be me, both those dorks are married.
fuck, i hate life. everything about this life, i fuckin hate it all. like a pro.
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